Winter is nearing it’s end, but there are still some nippy days left. You’re probably bored with all of the conventional ways to stay warm, so I’m here to help.
Guys, you don’t want to freeze and turn into a bro-cicle. It’s time to bundle up like an eski-bro in a creative way. Are you bored of wearing the same old gloves all the time? Try wearing hand puppets instead.
Terrified of penguins? Who isn’t!? Here are some other Continue reading
My previous post about my “oh really?” face has been updated.
What is the MOST fun thing to do in a yard in the fall? C’mon. Guess.
Baby tossing?
Here’s a list of great Katy Perry parody songs that I’m working on. Katy Perrodies, if you will.
The Olympics are over, and I’ve seen the tweets & facebook posts, some of you miss them. We had gotten used to supporting people based on geographic location as opposed to personality & character (which, let’s be honest, is pretty exhausting). The olympic games were a lot of fun, but I think they could have been even better. Here are some competitions they should have had, and hopefully the 2016 games in Rio De Janeiro will include some of my suggestions.
Friend Zone Challenge: Listen to a an attractive friend of yours complain about her shitty boyfriend who mistreats her, then hear her tell you they banged after that conversation, then listen to her complain again and break down in tears this time, ask why she can’t find a guy like you even though you’re single, then bang that Continue reading
With Val Kilmer reprising his role in the upcoming Dark Night Raises, I started thinking about if it was actually possible for a badass billionaire to be a super hero. Here is a look at some billionaires and how possible it is that they could be Batman (OR A BATMAN EQUIVALENT)
1. Donald Trump
Analysis: NO! He always seems generally confused by his surroundings. That’s like the opposite of the ninja skills that Batman has. Plus, he’s an old geezer now.
