DILBs (Dudes I’d Like to be Bros with): NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)

Posted on by Joe McCaffrey
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MILFs get a lot of attention on the internet, DILFs are picking up steam with the silver fox movement, but DILBs are the wave of the future. DILBs are Dudes I’d Like to be Bros with (or Dudes I’d Like to Bro). I’ve previously covered why Bill Goldberg and Robocop would be good bros. In this post, I explain why I’d like to be bros with NPH.
- Brains & Health: Dude was like the youngest doctor of ALL TIME.
Hopefully some of his intelligence and know-how could rub off on me. C’mon Neil, #TeachMeHowToDoogie.  Since he played a doctor, he can use his medical wisdom to help me stay healthy by telling me to stop eating so much frickin’ Chef Boyardee.
- Musical Talent: He’s hosted the Tony Awards twice & he rocks the keyboard in this Continue reading →

Big 2: Even More Bigger

Posted on by Nannin Wilcox
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Big is one of my favorite movies. I got tired of waiting for them to make a sequel, so I’ve begun writing the script. Basically it’s the same story except instead of a Zoltar machine, it’s an iPhone app. That way people will be like “wow, this is a hip, up-to-date take on an American classic.” The other main difference is I focus less on the main character developing an appreciation of childhood and more on him buying cigarettes and renting cars. Also, here’s a spoiler alert: