Things that almost make me not want to be friends with everyone.

  • The story of how you first found out you had a wheat allergy
  • Your bumper stickers
  • The inspirational quotes you like
  • How awesome you think the Big Lebowski is
  • How much you love sushi and wish there was a good sushi place around here
  • The story about how drunk you were last night/how drunk this one guy was last night/how drunk you’re going to get tonight/how you like Bud Light but not Miller Light and “Oh my gosh, I am the total opposite!”
  • How much you like the Cubs (I’ve overcome this one)
  • Your ironic mustache
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