Sometimes I’ll be hanging with a girl and we’ll just be having a good time enjoying each other’s company. So the mood is kind of like this:
Then things start going really well and the mood is kind of like this:
Then it heats up even more & it’s like:
Then she gets hers, which is exciting, so it’s like:
… but then after she gets hers, it’s kind of like:
and I’m like “come onnnn, stay with me here, let’s stay focused”. She’ll be like “okay, okay” … and then it’s like:
and she’s LITERALLY laughing, … because she farted … yeah – I know, and I’m like “seriously? could you please …?” and I start to lose my patience so then it’s like:
and then we get back on track and finish the mission, so we’re both like:
Then we cuddle, and I wait for her to fall asleep, then I cry for 10 minutes.
Does that ever happen for you guys?




