Researchers have found that 70% of shark attacks could have been prevented by friendship.
Friendship is twice as effective as condoms at preventing STD’s.
Friendship takes the form of a crayfish when attacked.
According to the NAACP, if you’re friends with a black person, you cannot be a racist.
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