With more questions. Well, just one this week. Now let’s get to fixing the world’s problems and answering the world’s questions.
The question I tackle is: Does a guy’s height matter? Why?
I find this to be an interesting topic because in modern times in 1st world countries, men rarely need to physically to defend their mates, but I still hear women talking about having height requirements for men.
I’ll try to divide these answers conveniently into women who say it does matter, and those who say it doesn’t. I’ll separate them the way Moses separated all that H2O when he parted the Continue reading
In recent years, networking and dating sites have attracted a lot of traffic. I think there’s room for a couple more of those on the scene.
BrOKCupid: My buddies and I often talk about how a major reason we don’t want to leave Chicagoland is because of how difficult, intimidating, and incredibly awkward it could be to try and find new groups of guy friends to hang out with anywhere else at this stage of our lives. It isn’t always this easy:
Guys are weird with male strangers as they get older, and often assume if a guy is trying to make friends that he must be Continue reading
Winter is nearing it’s end, but there are still some nippy days left. You’re probably bored with all of the conventional ways to stay warm, so I’m here to help.
Guys, you don’t want to freeze and turn into a bro-cicle. It’s time to bundle up like an eski-bro in a creative way. Are you bored of wearing the same old gloves all the time? Try wearing hand puppets instead.
Terrified of penguins? Who isn’t!? Here are some other Continue reading
What is the MOST fun thing to do in a yard in the fall? C’mon. Guess.
The Olympics are over, and I’ve seen the tweets & facebook posts, some of you miss them. We had gotten used to supporting people based on geographic location as opposed to personality & character (which, let’s be honest, is pretty exhausting). The olympic games were a lot of fun, but I think they could have been even better. Here are some competitions they should have had, and hopefully the 2016 games in Rio De Janeiro will include some of my suggestions.
Friend Zone Challenge: Listen to a an attractive friend of yours complain about her shitty boyfriend who mistreats her, then hear her tell you they banged after that conversation, then listen to her complain again and break down in tears this time, ask why she can’t find a guy like you even though you’re single, then bang that Continue reading
I’m trying to sort these into sections as best as I can. Here are some contests that could be found on playgrounds or are
Hide & Seek: You know the rules. C’mon. I know you do. If they had them hide in forests and buildings and intricate obstacle courses this could be a real fun one. It would be like much of the Hunger Games movie without the threat of death by way of senseless and violent murder.
I’m back with more suggestions to improve the Olympics and make them more entertaining and exciting.
Dance Off Challenge:
What it sounds like. Maybe have countries represented by teams or pairs of Continue reading
I like the Olympics, but I think it couldn’t hurt to spice them up a little bit. Now that the Olympics no longer features my favorite sport, baseball, maybe they have room for some new additions.
Celebrity Olympics: Remember how great MTV’s Rock N Jock games were? I feel like this could get more viewers for the olympics who are interested in pop culture and reality TV. Imagine Kim Kardashian …
representing the USA in swimming (because then she’d be in BIKINIS!!! Bikinis look like underwear but girls will walk around wearing them in public and it’s less creepy if you Continue reading
Everyone likes to party.
“Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch.” – Bill Clinton
“Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot?” – Janet Reno
“When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.” – A Lizard
Even lizards. (Those aren’t real so don’t sue me.)
Not everyone who likes to party, is prepared to party. Have no fear, Broseph is here. I can help you.
This will be your guide to some party hats that can really spice up your life (for every boy and every girl).
We’ll start with party hats.
This is a standard party hat. Now, most of you reading this … probably aren’t puppies, but that doesn’t mean you can’t pull off this look as well. This is a safe choice, generally associated with birthday parties.
If you’re a college student, you’re probably thinking “I can’t wear that dorky hat! That’s for babies! (and puppies)”. I have the hat for you … Continue reading