Big is one of my favorite movies. I got tired of waiting for them to make a sequel, so I’ve begun writing the script. Basically it’s the same story except instead of a Zoltar machine, it’s an iPhone app. That way people will be like “wow, this is a hip, up-to-date take on an American classic.” The other main difference is I focus less on the main character developing an appreciation of childhood and more on him buying cigarettes and renting cars. Also, here’s a spoiler alert:
I’ve seen a few people post facebook apps that tell you what the #1 song was on the day you were born. Unfortunately, they aren’t very reliable. Good news is that my wife did the research and found mine. From August 5, 1985: Continue reading
On behalf of Bruce Willis and everybody here at Friendship Style, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.
This special Christmas times selection from the Friendship Vault takes us into the wubulus world of Clint Boone. Clint prefers baby Christmas trees, like the ones they would have had in Bethlehem. Continue reading
After a combination of watching Hot Tub Time Machine and talking to my friend, Joe McCaffrey, something occurred to me.
(WARNING: spoilers to follow. DO NOT CONTINUE if you have not seen Hot Tub Time Machine)
On my recent trip to Amelia Island, FL to join into a covenant of ever-lasting friendship with Alex Beeman, I saw a shirt similar to this:
Joe couldn’t find a picture of intergalactic jousting, so I’m worried that our readership will not be able to grasp the concepts he is discussing. To avoid mass confusing and subsequent super mass self-sterilization, here is a picture somebody made to help close the gaps. I think a famous artist drawed it or something.
